Album Name

SHADYXV

Artist

Eminem, Various Artists

Genre

랩/힙합

Release Date

2014.11.24

Release Agency

Universal Music Group

Right For Me - Eminem
I feel phenomenal as usual
Pharmaceuticals
glue stick to crucify me at
Bonnaroo
But I don't know
if I'm in Tennessee
Chicago or Houston
In the corner trying to seek
solitude
Shallow but such a hollow dude
I won't even swallow solid food
Alcoholic too
plus I'm on lean like the Tower
of Pisa
Top it off I'm on mushrooms
so fuck all of you
Roses are violet
mollies are blue
Lost in a ball of confusion
It's all an illusion
It's probably the shrooms I'm on
Cause I think I started
hallucinating
Cause I just thought I just
heard Jay Electronica and Odd
Future's new shit
And all I can do is
follow the music
And end up with Paula Abdul at
Lollapalooza
Fillin' water balloons
with nail polish remover
Just to pop 'em and
wallow in fumes
I feel uptight I gotta get looser
After I finish polishing off
this bottle of booze
I got a solution
Concentrated like orange juice
so I'm not as diluted
Cause all this delusion
got me seein' shit
Excusez moi but that coochie
that passed
You see her ass
Wouldn't make her my main squeeze
But juicier ass
it belongs in a juicer
It's mouth waterin' too
so I walked up to
it like I'm Marshall
Wanna try to meet my standards
I'll Introduce ya
Oh I'm a misogynist too
but I'm not a masseuse
But my attitude is rubbin'
off on the youth
A chronic abuser
not only user of marijuana
I mean verbal assault
that I use to smoke
all of you losers
Got a bazooka a shotgun
a ruger a Glock and a nuke
And a Rottweiler too
I'm not in the mood so
When I say
I'm bringing the TEC out
I'm not coming to repair
your fuckin' electronic computers
God I'm gonna puke
I'm so gone off the hookah
I think I swallowed a loofah
I'm tore up demolished
a fuckin' stone like Oliver
Like I looked Medusa
in the eyeball to seduce her
The thoughts I produce are
loony tunes
The box of usable latex gloves
and the socks and the shoes
To replace next up
Veronica's boobs
And uhh paycheck stubs
that were stuffed in the glove box
In a blue Honda with used
condoms were clues
The girl was just not the one
suitable for or
Right for me will change me
rearrange my head to be
Just right for you and me
don't laugh please listen
Don't laugh please listen
Thought I'd give in to the
pressure
Collapse and crumble perhaps
Relapsing under that
Well that's a bunch of crap
In the clutch I'm the Captain
Crunch of rap
And I'm sick of acting humble
that's enough of that
Fuck that shit cut the sack
Like its a natural reaction
That's why I'm actually trapped
in this shoving match
Cause push keeps coming to that
I can keep getting my ass
kicked
I'm coming back
Like a sarcastic crumpled sack
of shit still mad
Disgruntled had some struggles
yeah
But that passionate hunger's back
The fantastic juggling act
And the way I flip my tongue
on the track
It's like verbal acrobatics
But in fact
Last time I tried to pull off
a dramatic stunt as drastic
I fuckin' crashed my hovercraft
After I strapped the duffel bag
to my back
And stuck the massive punchin'
bag in it
An elastic bungee strap
proper plaster a thumb tack
And a piece of plastic bubble wrap
Went spastic and fuckin' snapped
Jumped and splashed in a puddle
of battery acid
Stumbled back
recovered back flipped
And landed on a gymnastic
tumble mat
And for my last trick
lunge on back lash
On a NASA shuttle flap
fuckin' snapped the rudder in half
Chuckled and laughed
buttaled my last rebuttal
And just asked him to come crash
And I grab my Go Go Gadget
inflatable gigantic
humongous mattress
And ceramic construction hat
Rubbed my magic mushroom tat
Fell off then splat
get up from that
Face taped to a waste paper basket
Throw up then gas
lungs collapse
And that's more likely
than finding someone that's
Right for me will change me
rearrange my head to be
Just right for you and me
don't laugh please listen
Don't laugh please listen
Couple of shots of Jager
Public intoxication
dis fuckin' combobulation
Flooded with thoughts of anger
While I was away I know probably
some of you got to thinkin'
You're top ten ain't cha
stop cause you fuckers are
talkin' crazy
And stop interrupting
you're not even up
in the conversation
Whether you're punchin' a clock
or famous
Underground pop or nameless
whatever your job is
I came to fuck
with your occupation
You're thinkin' just cause
you came in with scrubs
And you brought the scalpel
and sponge
The oxygen tank and the suction
and shot the brain surgeon
Stuck in the operating room
Once you done swapped your name
with him
Smuggled in Ronald Reagan
Dug him up Donald Fagen
While juggling waffles baking
Fuckin' McDonalds egg and cheese
sausage bagel finagle
They flung it across the table
Then bump it and knock it shake it
Jumped and got in the way
then disrupted my concentration
I said fuck it
and lost my patience
Since they all woke up
from sedation
Ain't none of you Doctor Dre
So then what does it
got you thinkin'
You can fuck with this operation
Aftermath
still running hip hop amazing
I'm still pluggin' along
No need for an assumption
Here's confirmation
I'm up for the long duration
I'm just looking for something
to walk away with
Some pocket change
and a little integrity
Though I'll probably be jumpin'
across the stage
Till I'm fuckin' Madonna's age and
Stuck in an awkward place
in my life
But I shit you not like
I'm fucked up with constipation
That day will come before
I stumble upon some lady that's
Right for me will change me
rearrange my head to be
Just right for you and me
don't laugh please listen
Don't laugh please listen