Album Name

Live & Unreleased From Farmclub.Com

Artist

Various Artists, Eminem

Genre

록/메탈, R&B/Soul, 랩/힙합

Release Date

2002.05.06

Release Agency

Universal Music Group

The Real Slim Shady (Live) (Explicit) - Eminem
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady
please stand up
I repeat will the real Slim
Shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen
a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam
like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass
worse than before
They first were divorced
throwin' her over furniture
It's the return of the
Ah wait no way you're kidding
He didn't just say
what I think he did did he
And Dr Dre said nothing
you idiots
Dr Dre's dead he's locked
in my basement
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka
Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him walkin' around
grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who
Yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah I probably got a couple of
screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin'
on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV
and just let loose
But can't but it's cool
for Tom Green to hump
a dead moose
My bum is on your lips
my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might
just give it a little kiss
And that's the message
that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know
what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know
what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery
Channel don't they
We ain't nothin' but
mammals well
some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open
like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals
and antelopes
Then there's no reason
that a man and another
man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel
I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose
sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady yes
I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes
I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss
in his raps to sell records
Well I do so fuck him
and fuck you too
You think I give a damn
about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even
stomach me let alone stand me
But Slim what if you win
wouldn't it be weird
Why so you guys could just lie
to get me here
So you can sit me here next
to Britney Spears
Shit Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly
and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over
who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast
on MTV
Yeah he's cute but I think
he's married to Kim hee hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you
gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl
and boy groups
All you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here
to destroy you
And there's a million of us
just like me
Who cuss like me
who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me walk talk
and act like me
And just might be
the next best thing
but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes
I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes
I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
I'm like a head trip
to listen to
‘cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your
friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the
balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false
or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you
like to admit it
I just shit it
Better than 90%
of you rappers out can
Then you wonder How can
Kids eat up these albums
like Valiums
It's funny
‘cause at the rate I'm going
when I'm 30
I'll be the only person
in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses
when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole
bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person
is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger
King spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot
circling screaming
I don't give a fuck
With his windows down
and his system up
So will the real Shady
please stand up
And put one of those fingers
on each hand up
And be proud to be outta
your mind and outta control
And one more time
loud as you can
how does it go
I'm Slim Shady yes
I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes
I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes
I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes
I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
Please stand up please stand up