Album Name

The Book Of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

Artist

Asmeret Gebremichael, Josh Gad, Various Artists, John Eric Parker, Nikki M. James, Rema Webb, Scott Barnhardt, Trey Parker, Lewis Cleale, Michael James Scott, Brian Sears, Rory O'Malley

Genre

국외뮤지컬

Release Date

2011.05.17

Release Agency

워너뮤직

And lo the Lord said
unto the Nephites
I know you're really depressed
what with all your AIDS
and everything
but there is an answer in Christ
You see This book CAN help us
I just told a lie
No wait I didn't lie
I just used my imagination
And it worked
You're making things up again
Arnold
But it worked Dad
You're stretching the truth again
And you know it
Don't be a Fibbing Fran Arnold
Joseph Smith
Because a lie is a lie
It's not a lie
You're making things up again
Arnold
Oh conscience
You're taking the holy word
And adding fiction
Be careful how you proceed Arnold
When you fib there's a price
Ehh this it bullshit
The story I have been told is that
the way to cure AIDS is
by sleeping with a virgin
I'm going to go and rape a baby
What Oh my-NO
You can't do that NO
Why not
Because that is DEFINITELY
against God's will
Says who Where in that book
of yours does it say anything about
sleeping with a baby
huh Nowhere
Uhhhh behold
The Lord said to the Mormon
prophet Joseph Smith
You SHALL NOT
have sex with that infant
LO Joseph said
Why not Lord Huh Why not
And the Lord said
If you lay with an infant you shall
burn in the fiery pits of Mordor
Really
Uh-huh Uh-huh
A baby cannot cure your illness
Joseph Smith
I shall give unto you a frog
And thus
Joseph laid with the frog
and his AIDS was no more
Ohhhhh
You're making things up again Arnold
You're recklessly warping
The words of Jesus
You can't just say
what you want Arnold
Come on Hobbits
You're digging yourself a deep hole
I'm making things up again kinda
But this time it's helping
A dozen people
It's nothing so bad because this time
I'm not committing a sin
Just by making things up again right
NO
Elder Cunningham
you have to stop him
What What is it
Gotswana is going to cut off
his daughter's clitoris
Huh
This is all very interesting
But women have to be circumcised
if that's what the General wants
No no doing that
to a lady is definitely
against Christ's will
How do you know
Christ never said
NOTHIN' 'bout no clitoris
YES YES HE DID
In ancient New York
three men were about to cut off
a Mormon woman's clitoris
But right before they did
Jesus had
BOBA FETT turn 'em into FROGS
Frogs
You mean like the frogs
that got fucked by Joseph Smith
Right Right Like THOSE frogs
For a clitoris is holy amongst
ALL things said he
You're making things up again
Arnold
We're learning the truth
You're taking the holy word
And adding fiction
The truth about God
Be careful how you proceed Arnold
When you fib there's a price
We're going to paradise
Who would have thought
I'd have this magic touch
Who'd have believed I could
Man up this much
I'm talking they're listening
My stories are glistening
I'm gonna save them all
With this stuff
Ooooh- La
You're making things up again
Arnold
Elder Cunningham
You're making things up again
Arnold
Holy prophet man
You're making things up again
Arnold
Our savior
You're making things up again
Hmmm up again making things
you are
Arnold