Album Name

The Wedding Singer

Artist

Matthew Saldivar, Various Artists

Genre

-

Release Date

2006.06.06

Release Agency

Sony Music

No one tells you
how you ought to live
No one glares
when you do jello shooters
Jello
No one says
that you're insensitive
cause her birthday
meal took place at Hooters
Hooters
No one tells you
that your bald spot's grown
Or that you ought
to tone your flab
Tone your flab
So pour a double gin
Here's to your double chin
Yeah start the party
Start a tab
Cause you're
Single
You are
Single
And you'll keep staying single
if you're smart
If you are smart
Yeah you're single
You are single
No chick will ever moonwalk
on your heart
Moonwalk on your heart
Trust me
This is when the good times
really start

No one minds the laundry
on your floor
No one pouts
with every chick you look at
No one tries to clean
your porno drawer
No one traps you with
Does my ass look fat
Bust a move in womens's underwear
While you're blasting Cher or Wham
Cher or Wham
So fill your ranger's cup
The toilet seat stays up
The fridge gets stocked
with beer and spam
Cause you're
Single
You are
Single
Not a care in the world
can bother you
Can bother you
You are single
You are single
You can do
what you've always wanted to
Always wanted to
Well no commitments
Cause you're only passing through
Yo making a date
with some needy girl
Is a waste of my time
and my Jheri Curl
I don't need a girl
who don't understand
When I got a date
with my left hand
Well I like the ladies
heaven knows
But in the words in Nietzsche
Bro's before Ho's
Now I don't like a girl
who'll cry and bawl
In fact
I never liked girls at all
Sammy George Ricky and Bum
I'm starting to see
where you're coming from
Cause I'm
Single
Oh yeah
Single
I'll behave
like a dude's meant to behave
Meant to behave
Always single
Ever single
Single now
and till I'm in my grave
Single till I am lying in my grave
Though at times I might want
someone to hold me tight
And promise me that
everything'll be all right
Everything'll be all right
Thanks man
I'll stay single
till I'm rotting slowly
in my lonely forgotten grave