Album Name

The Ecleftic : 2Sides II A Book

Artist

Wyclef Jean

Genre

R&B/Soul

Release Date

2000

Release Agency

Sony Music

Wyclef Jean - Perfect Gentleman
This one's goin' out to the strip joints
Yo, meet me at Suzy's Rendez-vous
For every Go-Go Bar I'ma send this one
out to the gentlemen's clubs
Magic City, New York dogs, Rolex
I be seeing y'all up in there late at night
I understand when your girl is stressing you out
(Crazy girls) Know what I'm saying?
Don't let the ladies fool y'all now, fellas
They be doin' the same thing y'all be doin'
Turn up my symphony, man. Turn up my symphony
Drop a BEAT
Just 'cuz she dances go-go It don't make
her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance
shoes on We going to the disco We gonna
eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama
said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
Ten grand, let me see you shake it like
you got no bones in your body and you
was made to be a celebrity Twenty grand,
know it's a sin, but before me you show
me a little more skin it would fulfill my
fantasy Thirty grand, to the highest bidder
but Chris Rock said, 'There's no sex in
the champaigne room' Forty grand, looked
into her eyes, I saw tears falling down,
type of tears that money couldn't buy
Just 'cuz she dances go-go It don't make
her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance
shoes on We going to the disco We gonna
eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama
said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
Just 'cuz she dances go-go It don't make
her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance
shoes on We going to the disco We gonna
eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama
Excuse me, what is your name?
said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
Uh, my name is Hope, yo
I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses
Have you any idea how hard this is?
I could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need a Mastercard a Visa
Lap dance fantasy Picture us on and on
white canopy Wyclef extended his hand to me
Like Billy D. said he's feelin me
Take me away from here, so far
Where they ride horses, no cars
No more stripping in bars
Me and you 'Clef, against the odds
Just 'cuz she dances go-go It don't make
her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance
shoes on We going to the disco We gonna
eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama
said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
Just 'cuz she dances go-go It don't make
her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance
shoes on We going to the disco We gonna
eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama
said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls
fronting like the budweiser commercial
Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going
to the strip joints' You lying man! You'd
be surprised who you see up in there man.
I got one question for you liars, man
Shot callers, Wasn't you a preacher?
You calling her a hooker? He without sin
cast the first stone. I met her on the
subway, she gave me that VIP card
And told me if I ever have problems,
Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah
Just 'cuz she dances go-go It don't make
her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance
shoes on We going to the disco We gonna
eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama
said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
Just 'cuz she dances go-go It don't make
her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance
shoes on We going to the disco
Yo baby, can I get another lap dance?
I tell you I got nothing but funny money,
man. New York