Album Name

Les Misérables: The Motion Picture Soundtrack Deluxe (Deluxe Edition)

Artist

Various Artists, Les Miserables Cast, Helena Bonham Carter, Sacha Baron Cohen

Genre

국외영화

Release Date

2013.01.01

Release Agency

Universal Music Group

Master Of The House - Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham C...
My band of soaks my den of dissolutes
My dirty jokes
my always pissed as newts
My sons of whores
no no no no not tonight
spend their lives in my inn
Homing pigeons homing in
They fly through my doors
And they crawl out on all fours
Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down
And meet the best innkeeper in town
As for the rest all of 'em crooks
Rooking their guests
and cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house
doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price
Master of the house keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
Watering the wine
making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks
when they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end
Master of the house
quick to catch yer eye
Never was a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor
butler to the great
Comforter philosopher and
lifelong mate
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises
Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone
Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and
pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages
with this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side
Oh Santa
Charge 'em for the lice
extra for the mice
Two percent for
looking in the mirror twice
Hand it over
Here a little slice
there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping
with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks I knows
How it all increases
all them bits and pieces
Jesus It's amazing how it grows
Oh sorry love
Must get something done about that
I used to dream
that I would meet a prince
But God Almighty have you seen
what's happened since
Master of the house
Isn't worth my spit
Comforter philosopher and
lifelong shit
Cunning little brain
regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted
living with this bastard
in the house
Master of the house
Master and a half
Comforter philosopher
Don't make me laugh
Servant to the poor
butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate
Everybody bless the landlord
Everybody bless his spouse
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's arse
Everybody raise a glass
to the Master of the House