Album Name

SHADYXV

Artist

Eminem, Various Artists

Genre

랩/힙합

Release Date

2014.11.24

Release Agency

Universal Music Group

ShadyXV - Eminem
I'm liable to start a violent
spark with a silent thought
I disgust you like dialogue from
The Shop to The Wired Frog
Night club shit
I was taught if your CD's on fire
You had to put it out yourself
like Highland Park no fire department
So you might not hear sirens at all
But don't be alarmed if I sound off
Something just ain't right with me dawg
A martyr on a private charter
whose life could be harder
Widely regarded highly bite me
sweetheart I'm slightly retarded
But tonight I'm starting shit
I'm feeling self righteous
I might just hop in a mosh
pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac shit
Looking to box with anybody
disorderly conduct
I'll fuck around and snort a key
and pick a fight with a locksmith
Fan of the LOX bananas
manic I'm going in shock
Frantic I'm trapped in a closet
Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic
No faggot I mean I can't
maneuver from movement
Cause I have no room for improvement
I'm practically squashed
unpacked it and boxed it
Toxic hands are arsenic
flammable bars examine the content
Bar exam start of insanity
Charles Hamilton slash
Manson and Bronson
Animal snarls cannibal jaws
Shark mandibles lambs to the slaughter
Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking
Anthony Hopkins with his
hands in his pockets
Black out Zach Galifianakis
gallons of Vodka
But that gal has some knockers
I bet you they ring a bell
when I come back and I'm conscious
What happened doc
I passed out again
Alcohol's making me
break into vacant's naked
Stole a Magnum box and
bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun
Fell asleep watching Fear
Factor and Scare Tactics
Too close to the StairMaster
Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
Woke up shortly thereafter hungover
No underwear grasping
a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
Air Max in my closet
preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
And the cross stitching is a cross mixing
Of a rhinoceros possum skin
giraffe and a dolphin
Fin Dockers OshKoshes drop crotches
Swatch watches and sneakers
matches with the Parkers
But it's like being
overstaffed at a boxing gym
With all these trainers
but I don't have any boxers
And I'm standing here naked
hangover still wasted
Like paper you write raps on obnoxious
Yo why does it always sound
like I'm grabbing my nostrils
Fuck that I'll battle 'em all I'll battle a mall
I'll stand there and yell that at a wall
Until the mannequin doll scatter
and the inanimate objects
That I'm battering all shatter and fall
Cause I hear the track and
I'm starting to get fucking amped
I'mma spark plug I'm like the car
with the cables hooked up
to my fucking back I'm a Duracell
But I sure as hell got it backwards
cause y'all could get jumped
And I'd catch the battery charge but
I got a hunch like your back when it's arching
When I start attacking your squadron
You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm charging
So take a swipe at me
I'm coming straight at you
Like Clay Matthews from
the Green Bay Packers
So get the sack of Wisconsin
That's nutbag that I'm talking
who am I kidding
You faggots are all gonna do my bidding
Don't get dragged to the auction
Neiman Marcus bags of Vuitton and all
I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic
just watch this
Stretched tinted black sedan my ass
See how mad you act when
I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
In a fucking taxi cab to go shopping
Affable guy next door is laughable
My next whore's gonna have mechanical arms
That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser
with a motion sensor
No emotion hence I guess
this sick prick dies hard
I got a Magic Johnson
It's like a Magic Wand allows me
to not let a blonde arouse me
If Ronda Rousey was on the couch
with the condoms out
Holding a thousand Magnums
at once to pounce me
I'll laugh in response to how she dances
and flaunts it around me
Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
And all I see is Paulie Malign now
she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
And Madonna with mud on her
God dammit I am misogynist
I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster
throw her off a balcony
Just so happens she's fond of algae
Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete
Complete lack of responsibility
Half you assholes ain't strong
enough to pick up a spirit
Shit you fags couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop
But I let the track lift 'em up boost the energy
Klepto I'm back to rip shop up
but my thing is this now
Five finger discount
Been rapping so long I've been
killing this shit it's easy
Kidnapping your mom cause
I'm still in this bitch thievery
Ransom for Jon Benet Ramsey
Chandra Levy and Gary Condit
Em Paul was scared that
if I went back to the blonde
I might relapse get on some bullshit
Perhaps I'll launch some cracker
taunts at Action Bronson
Macklemore Mac Miller and Asher Roth
And have some back and forths
And record a wack response to
Kendrick Lamar's Control verse
And perform Fack in concert
Yo I put that shit on a greatest hits album
Now that was awesome
It takes some massive balls to
do some shit like that
Sometimes I have to ponder
why people are like
I'll stick around
And put up with my crap so long for
What's the attraction mama
Is it the fact that I'm a walking
talking actual quadruple entendre
Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you mama
Who knows at this point
it's always poking so meh
Still get along with this voice
cause that's the monster
So do si do with a sociopath
everyone who knows me knows that
What they don't know is the fact
Rihanna calls me Pinocchio meh
She loves the way I lie
Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
Pathological liar oh
why am I such an asshole
That my disguise is pants but they on fire
So am I a wooh Cappadonna
cut the track off
Sabotage Christmas crap in your stocking
I'm wrapping up all the presents
In fucking camouflage
so you can't even find 'em
Jack Santa Claus snap Rudolph's antlers off
Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
Blowing the head gasket at Bed
Bath and Beyond
Put the basket back
while the bath salt packets are gone I
Know you really tired of me
sampling Billy Squier
But classic rock acid rap is the genre
Got Slash on guitar
splashing Bizarre
Thrasher and Aerosmith
And I'm a spectacular archer
feed count Dracula Chocula
Godzilla half dragon and Bob Dylan
Bandwagoners I'm kicking the
damn stragglers off and I'm strangling 'em
Smack Kim Basinger on a ass