Album Name

The Marshall Mathers LP

Artist

Eminem

Genre

랩/힙합

Release Date

2000.05.23

Release Agency

Universal Music Group

Criminal - Eminem
A lot of people ask me
stupid fuckin questions
A lot of people think that
what I say on records
or what I talk about on a record
that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say that
I wanna kill somebody that
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Well shit if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why
Cuz I'm a
CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn right
I'm a CRIMINAL
Yeah I'm a CRIMINAL
My words are like a dagger
with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex
hermaph or a trans a vest
Pants or dress hate fags
The answer's yes
Homophobic
Nah you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans
watchin my genitals bulgin Ooh
That's my motherfuckin balls
you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum
you'll never get hold of em
Hey it's me Versace
Whoops somebody shot me
And I was just checkin the mail
Get it Checkin the male
How many records
you expectin to sell
after your second
LP sends you directly to jail
C'mon Relax guy
I like gay men
Right Ken Give me an amen AAA men
Please Lord
this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child
Help us destroy these demons
Oh and please send me
a brand new car
And a prostitute while my
wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher
fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me
my mom can't neither
You can't teach me
a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV
and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop
these thoughts
You can't stop me
from toppin these charts
And you can't stop me
from droppin each March
with a brand new cd
for these fuckin retards
Duhhh and to think
it's just little ol'me
Mr Don't Give A Fuck
still won't leave
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time I write a rhyme
these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip em the bird
and keep goin
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time
I write a rhyme
these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say
a word I just flip em the bird
and keep goin
I don't take shit from no one
My mother did drugs
tar liquor cigarettes and speed
The baby came out disfigured
ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up
just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that
baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL
an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you sposed to
grow up when you weren't raised
So as I got older and
I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller
but my balls got larger
I drink malt liquor
to fuck you up quicker
than you'd wanna fuck me up
for sayin the word
My morals went thhbbpp
when the president got oral
Sex in his Oval Office on
top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me
you won't avoid me
You can't miss me
I'm white blonde haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes
fun of people that die
in plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't
happened to him
Slim Shad
I'm as crazy as Em
inem and Kim combined
the maniac's in
Replacin the doctor
cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather
so I'm takin his place
Oh that's Dre with an
AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too
and spray his brains all
over the place
I told you Dre you should've
kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to
let me play with it eh
I'm a CRIMINAL
Aight look
just go up in that motherfucker
get the motherfuckin money
and get the fuck up outta there
Aight
I'll be right here waitin on you
Aight
Yo Em
What
Don't kill nobody this time
Awwright god damn fuck
whistling how you doin
HI how can I help you
Yeah I need to make a withdrawl
Okay
Put the fuckin money
in the bag bitch and I won't
kill you
What Oh my god don't kill me
I'm not gonna kill you bitch
quit lookin around
Don't kill me please don't kill me
I said I'm not gonna
fuckin kill you
Hurry the fuck up
Thank you
Windows tinted on my ride when
I drive in it
So when I rob a bank
run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies
the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back shoot the eyewitness
Then fire at the private
eye hired to pry in my business
Die bitches
Pass this brass pest
Cause Puffy's lucky
I didn't blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck
I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick inbetween
my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin
chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say
so this tape is shut
Shit half the shit
I say I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my
white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper
that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist
in a Jason mask
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time I write a rhyme
these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip em the bird
and keep goin
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time I write a rhyme
these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip em the bird
and keep goin
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time I write a rhyme
these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip em the bird
and keep goin
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time I write a rhyme
these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word
I just flip em the bird
and keep goin
I don't take shit from no one
CRIMINAL