Album Name

Poodle Hat

Artist

Weird Al Yankovic

Genre

POP

Release Date

2003.07.23

Release Agency

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Couch Potato - Weird Al Yankovic
Look if you had one shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV
you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it
or just let it slip
Yo Remote it ready
eyes wide palms are sweaty
There's Flinstones on the
TV already Wilma n Betty
No virgin to channel surfin'
and I'm HD ready
So flip
Garbage is all I'm getting
There's Simon Cowell
who folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
always says omething foul
They're dyin' wow
Wannabes are crying now
He votes them out
time to throw in the towel
Shows based on reality
oh the humanity
Oh Ozzy's family
sho' love profanity
Whoa the insanity
oh dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity No
they live happily yo
Plus Da Ali G Show
and Celebrity Mole
Oh and there's Anna Nicole
she's scaring me
Look ma no cavities Oh
it's a station break
Better go out to the
kitchen and microwave something
You're gonna lose your mind
watchin' TV
They told me they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in
every show
My cable gets
C SPAN TV Land and HBO
The Travel Channel
Discovery and Lifetime
You're gonna lose your mind
watchin' TV
They told me cajoled me
Turn off those music videos
I'm gonna watch
CSPAN TV Land and HBO
The History Channel and
QVC and Lifetime You're gonna
My butt is aching
as I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King to 24 to
Law And Order
The Weather Channel's boring
like 60 Minutes
ancient reporters
Next up on E True
Hollywood Story
The rise and decline of
twelve actors named Corey
Shows for next fall
they've already been namin'
CSI Boise and Touched By
An Uncle both sound
pretty lamen n
So does Everybody
Tolerates Raymond
And King of Queens jumped
the shark the first minute
I can't believe
Richard Simmons ain't in it
I'll move right on to 8
Simple Rules For Dating
My Teenaged Daughter
Then I bet I watch bachelorette
Followed by Welcome Back
Kotter And The Muppet
Show where they go 'Mahna Mahna'
You're gonna lose your mind
watchin' TV
They told me they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in
every show
My cable gets
C SPAN TV Land and HBO
The Disney Channel and
A E and Lifetime
You're gonna lose your mind
watcin' TV
They told me cajorled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow
I'm looking at
C SPAN TV Land and HBO
They Playboy Channel and Court
TV and Lifetime You're gonna
Never missed Melrose
Place or Lost In Space
I've seen each Amazing Race
and Without A Trace
But I only watched
Will And Grave one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo
now thinks I'm gay
Oh and Fear Factor
I watched maybe a half hour
After that felt like
I needed a long shower
Network execs
with naked ambitions
Next week on FOX
watch lions eat Christians
Like to tie up
those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that
junk 'til their heads
explode just like Scanners
Leech covered grub eatin'
fools on Survivor
Look there's James Lipton
discussing the oeuvre
of Mr Rob 5 chneider
And there's Gilligan
and SpongeBob plus
there's MacGyver
And Jay Leno has got Madonna
hey there's Luke Perry on a
Special all Pig Latin
episode of Drew Carey
Wanna turn on E T
'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J Lo
is marryin' this week
A 30 second spot
then we come back to
Are You Hot
I was planning on recording
The Sopranos ooh I forgot
I love shows with or without
a plot I'll stare
'til my legs are numb
my eyes bloodshot
Because I only have got
One brain to rot
I'm gonna spend my life
watching television a lot
You're gonna lose your mind
watching TV
They told me they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in
every show
My cable gets
C SPAN TV Land and HBO
The Sci Fi Channel and
AMC and Lifetime
You're gonna lose your mind
watching TV
They told me cajoled me
Turn off that
Oprah Winfrey show no
I got it on
C SPAN TV Land and HBO
The Learning Channel and
MTV and Lifetime You're gonna
You can watch anything
you want to man