Album Name

Greatest Hits

Artist

Various Artists

Genre

랩/힙합

Release Date

2015.09.29

Release Agency

Sony Music

Parents Just Don`t Un... - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
You know parents
are the same no matter
time nor place
They don't understand
that us kids are gonna
make some mistakes
So to you other kids
all across the land
There's no need to argue
parents just don't understand

I remember one year
My mom took me
school shopping
It was me my brother
my mom oh my pop
and my little sister
All hopped in the car
We headed downtown
to the Gallery Mall
My mom started bugging
with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose
She said What's wrong
This shirt cost $20
I said Mom this shirt is plaid
with a butterfly collar
The next half hour
was the same old thing
My mother buying me
clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind
and did the ultimate
I asked her for Adidas
and she bought me Zips
I said Mom what are you doing
you're ruining my rep
She said You're only sixteen
you don't have a rep yet
I said Mom let's put these
clothes back please
She said no you go to school
to learn not for a fashion show
I said This isn't Sha Na Na
come on Mom
I'm not Bowzer
Mom please put back
the bell bottom Brady
Bunch trousers
But if you don't want to
I can live with that but
You gotta put back
the double knit reversible slacks
She wasn't moved
everything stayed the same
Inevitably the first day
of school came
I thought I could get over
I tried to play sick
But my mom said
No no way uh uh forget it
There was nothing I could do
I tried to relax
I got dressed up
in those ancient artifacts
And when I walked into school
it was just as I thought
The kids were cracking up laughing
at the clothes Mom bought
And those who weren't laughing
still had a ball
Because they were pointing
and whispering
As I walked down the hall
I got home and told my Mom
how my day went
She said If they were laughing
you don't need them
Cause they're not good friends
For the next six hours
I tried to explain to my Mom
That I was gonna have to go
through this about 200 more times
So to you all the kids
all across the land
There's no need to argue
Parents just don't understand

Oh kay here's the situation
My parents went away
on a week's vacation and
They left the keys
to the brand new Porsche
Would they mind
Umm well of course not
I'll just take it for a little
spin
And maybe show it off
to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it around
the neighborhood
Well maybe I shouldn't
Yeah of course I should
Pay attention
here's the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner
at the end of my block
That's when I saw
this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone
to perpetrate like I was talking
You should've seen
this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my horn
just to get her attention
She said Was that for me
I said Yeah
She said Why
I said Come on and take
a ride with a helluva guy
She said How do I know
you're not sick
You could be some
deranged lunatic
I said C'mon toots
my name is the Prince
Besides would a lunatic
have a Porsche like this
She agreed
and we were on our way
She was looking very good
and so was I
I must say word
We hit McDonald's
pulled into the drive
We ordered two Big Macs
and two large fries with Cokes
She kicked her shoes
off onto the floor
She said Drive fast
speed turns me on
She put her hand on my knee
I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash
I took off so fast
The sun roof was open
the music was high
And this girl's hand was
steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up
three buttons
on her shirt so far
I guess that's why
I didn't notice that police car
We're doing ninety
in my Mom's new Porsche
And to make
this long story short short
When the cop pulled me
over I was scared as hell
I said I don't have a license
but I drive very well officer
I almost had a heart
attack that day
Come to find out the girl
was a twelve year old runaway
I was arrested
the car was impounded
There was no way for me
to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off
from vacation to get me
I'd rather be in jail than
to have my father hit me
My parents walked in
I got my grip I said
Ah Mom Dad how was your trip
They didn't speak I said
I want to plead my case
But my father just shoved me
in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home
I don't know how I survived
They took turns
one would beat me
while the other was driving
I can't believe it
I just made a mistake
Well parents are the same
no matter time nor place
So to you other kids
all across the land
Take it from me
parents just don't understand