Album Name

The Wedding Singer

Artist

Stephen Lynch, Various Artists

Genre

-

Release Date

2006.06.06

Release Agency

Sony Music

I thought I had the kind of love
You find in fairy tales
But then my girl
ripped out my heart
With her plastic press-on nails
So if you know the kind of pain
This loser's singin' of
Well let me hear you say it
I'm a casualty of love
Just a casualty of love
I'm a casulaty of love
Tell me about it
I put a top hat on my cat
and I asked him to the prom
I was stood up by my date
and by date I mean my mom
Each night I open up my mouth
and give those twinkies a shove
Well I know why you do it
You're a casualty of love
I'm a casualty of love
Just a casualty of love
A casualty of
Love
We're from different walks of life
And different points of view
But we come together now
Through our hatred of you
Cause we're casualties of love
Love's a trick love's a trap
Love's a hot chick with the clap
Love's a hoax love's a tease
A pinata full of bees
Love's a joke love's a scam
A Sargent Slaughter body slam
Love's a wound watch it bleed
Love's the only thing I

You'll end up just like us
Cause trust me love always ends
You'll be fat divorced and broke
While she has sex
with all of your friends
You'll be casualties of love
Love's a trick love's a trap
Love's a hot chick with the clap
Love's a wound watch it bleed
Love's the only thing I need
I need
No one's ever gonna love
A casualty of love