Album Name

Bad Hair Day

Artist

Weird Al Yankovic

Genre

POP

Release Date

1996.03.12

Release Agency

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Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry
Say
do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off
and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time that
he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone
calls from midnight till dawn
What a crazy kid Larry was
always foolin' around
Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
Say
do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
And hey
how bout the day
he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube up with glue
All those wedgies he gave
all those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies
he made with the Ex-lax inside
Oh Lar, I swear
it was a laugh a minute with you
Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half
Well, he really got me good that time!
Say, do you remember
when I broke in Larry's house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his
ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
If the cops ever find him
who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if ol' Lar were still with us today
He would have to agree with me
it was a pretty good gag
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry