Album Name

SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical (Original Cast Recording)

Artist

Jason Michael Snow, The Pirates, Various Artists

Genre

국외뮤지컬

Release Date

2017.09.22

Release Agency

Sony Music

Let me begin with a hearty ho ho
And a tale that nobody tells well
I've not come all the way
from En-C-I-N-O
To be treated like sewage that smells
I'm certainly not that surprised
For this story is older than time
Me peglegged pirating brethren and I
Are society's slug-ridden slime
We've all been cast out
as scallywag rogues
With fire in our beards and our eyes
There's a side to us pirates
that nobody knows
And it's soft as a baby's backside
Some of us just want adventures
The open-sea wind in our earrings
Why are we constantly misunderstood
Don't you know pirates have feelings
Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates
Can't deny this simple truth
Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
People too too too too
Nice harmonies mateys
Think of how harrrd we have had it
so hard
Out on ships there is not much to eat
not much to eat
And dentists hate pirate insurance
yo ho no
Which is why
we've so many gold teeth
We've too many gold teeth
Me laundry stays damp and me
boots start to stink
And me fingernails filthy and dirty
Me internet loads unbelievably slow
And me bedtime's around 7 30
Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates
Can't deny this simple truth
We're poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates
Have it so much worse than you
We've got pirate parades
to which nobody comes
Captain Kidd hosts a marathon
but nobody runs
Long John Silver invented
the bloomin' onion
But you think
he gets credit for that NO
Captain um no one knows
his first name
And old Greenbeard's been
driven completely insane
Hardly anyone celebrates
our one holiday
Arr Talk Like a Pirate Day
We're poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates
Can't deny this simple truth
Pirates are people too
Can't deny that we're poor
poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates P-O-O-ARR
Poor pirates
Can't deny this simple truth
That pirates P-O-O-ARR
People too
Yo ho