Album Name

The Wedding Singer

Artist

Stephen Lynch, Various Artists

Genre

-

Release Date

2006.06.06

Release Agency

Sony Music

Now kids couples always argue
when they come here to register
My advice is be very careful
It's a situation
first fight
I've seen couples face disaster
Why not tell yourselves
you're both wrong
both right
It means
that you'll make up faster
I hate to tell you
but we're not with each other
We're sister and brother
And he's the slow one
She's an idiot according to mother
It takes one to know one
Tell the night
to save it's moonlight
Tell the birds
not to sing
Tell the stars
in the heavens
they've been misaligned
'Cause it's not that kind of thing
Look a sale on towels
Hold my purse for me
Baby please No
I said hold it
Um Robbie Hold my purse
No
I said hold it
You get stuck with them for better
or worse
No matter which way you stack it
It's emasculating holding a purse
And it doesn't match my jacket
Your evil scheme has worked out
just as you planned it
I now understand it
I shop you carry
I do the work
and you make out like a bandit
It's true
No It's scary
No You're scary
You're scary
Tell the night
to save it's moonlight
Tell the birds
not to sing
Tell the stars in the heavens
they've been misaligned
'Cause it's not that kind of thing

True there are times
when her eyes meet mine
and linger there
Maybe a bit too long
And I wonder
is there something hidden
in his stare
No I couldn't be more wrong
Tell the night
to save it's moonlight
Tell the birds
not to sing
Tell the stars in the heavens
they've been misaligned
'Cause it's not that kind
No it's not that kind
No it's not that kind of thing
Oh my God Robbie
That's the dress
That's the dress
I was meant to get married in
You think I'll look all right
You'll look beautiful