InformationAlbum NameThe Wedding SingerArtistMatthew Saldivar, Various ArtistsGenre-Release Date2006.06.06Release AgencySony MusicOriginalNo one tells you how you ought to live No one glares when you do jello shooters Jello No one says that you're insensitive cause her birthday meal took place at Hooters Hooters No one tells you that your bald spot's grown Or that you ought to tone your flab Tone your flab So pour a double gin Here's to your double chin Yeah start the party Start a tab Cause you're Single You are Single And you'll keep staying single if you're smart If you are smart Yeah you're single You are single No chick will ever moonwalk on your heart Moonwalk on your heart Trust me This is when the good times really start No one minds the laundry on your floor No one pouts with every chick you look at No one tries to clean your porno drawer No one traps you with Does my ass look fat Bust a move in womens's underwear While you're blasting Cher or Wham Cher or Wham So fill your ranger's cup The toilet seat stays up The fridge gets stocked with beer and spam Cause you're Single You are Single Not a care in the world can bother you Can bother you You are single You are single You can do what you've always wanted to Always wanted to Well no commitments Cause you're only passing through Yo making a date with some needy girl Is a waste of my time and my Jheri Curl I don't need a girl who don't understand When I got a date with my left hand Well I like the ladies heaven knows But in the words in Nietzsche Bro's before Ho's Now I don't like a girl who'll cry and bawl In fact I never liked girls at all Sammy George Ricky and Bum I'm starting to see where you're coming from Cause I'm Single Oh yeah Single I'll behave like a dude's meant to behave Meant to behave Always single Ever single Single now and till I'm in my grave Single till I am lying in my grave Though at times I might want someone to hold me tight And promise me that everything'll be all right Everything'll be all right Thanks man I'll stay single till I'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave Post navigation Stephen Lynch – Someday (Reprise) Stephen Lynch – If I Told You By be1lyric Related Post Album 김민희 – Smile Sep 27, 2024 be1lyric Album 김민희 – There’s a lull in my life Sep 27, 2024 be1lyric Album 김민희 – Loads of love Sep 27, 2024 be1lyric Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.