Album Name

Falsettos (2016 Broadway Cast Recording)

Artist

Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, Various Artists, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle

Genre

국외뮤지컬

Release Date

2016.12.23

Release Agency

워너뮤직

Everyone Hates His Parents - Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony ...
Just look at me
I'm a world-class traveler
Each Friday night
Travel travel travel
From her house to his house
First take the 104
With my computer
I am just a little kid
Not a commuter
And each Sunday night
Mother comes to get me
And I hear them fight
Everybody's yelling
about the bar mitzvah
It's not a wrestling match
Why are the sweating
It's not a funeral
What's so upsetting
It's a celebration
Where I get presents
But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
It's a celebration
Where I get richer
But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
Everybody's ruining it
Why oh why
What have I done that
they'd ruin my bar mitzvah
What have I done that
we'd ruin this bar mitzvah
I want the Applebaums
They're lovely and they like me
They're boring
She just likes the way you dress
Well who wouldn't
Have the Applebaums
Screw the Applebaums
Please don't do this
Saul's a jerk
Have them
Nix them
Long live the Applebaums
Arguing takes work
I hate this
Blame her
This is all a waste
You're gonna blame me
You have paintings of dicks
Don't talk to me about taste
Stop I don't want a bar mitzvah
Okay I don't want a bar mitzvah
What do you mean
you don't want a bar mitzvah
What do you mean
you don't want a bar mitzvah
How do you think we
How do you think we
How do you think we feel about that

Jason
I am agitato grande
Jason I am muy disgutante
And muy disappointe
And muy nauseatus
And me mitzraim
Hotzionoo
Dayenu
Everyone hates his parents
Don't be ashamed
You'll grow up
You'll come through
You'll have kids
And they'll hate you too
Oh everyone hates his parents
But I confess
You grow up
You get old
You hate less
But I don't want it
Nothing that gives them
pleasure I'll do
I don't want a bar mitzvah
Stupid bar mitzvah
Any bar mitzvah
Would You
Everyone hates his parents
That's in the Torah
It's what history shows
In fact God said to Moses
Moses everyone hates his parents
That's how it is
And God knew
Because God hated His
You are going to kill your mother
Don't feel guilty kill your mother
Rather than humiliate her
Killing your mother
Is the merciful thing to do
Jason darling don't get nervous
I'm right here and at your service
Look I'm calm and self-deluded
Grateful 'cause I know
You'll do what I pray you'll do
Go ahead and kill your mother
Not with guns but kill your mother
Rather than humiliate her
Killing your mother
Is the merciful thing to do
Oh my god
Everyone hates his parents
Now I see why
But in time
They'll cool out
And you'll think
They were only fooling
It's a strange thing about parents
Push turns to shove
What was hate
Becomes more or less love
Jason please see a psychiatrist
I'm a psychiatrist Get lost
Everyone hates his parents
This too shall pass
You'll grow up
I'll come through
I'll have kids
And they'll hate you too
Oh Everyone hates his parents
But kid I guess
You'll grow up
I'll grow up
You'll get old
I'll get old
And hate less
Flip me
You got it
Whoo
And hate less